ALL JOKES ASIDE!

TEASERS

Me:          “Would you like to taste a sample?”
Customer:  “No, thanks, I’m alright”
Me:           “I didn’t ask you how you are.”
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Me:           “Would you care for a sample taste, sir?”
Customer:  “My wife makes our own pickles at home.”
Me:           “My wife makes too. But I didn’t ask you
                  whether your wife makes her own.
                  I asked you whether you’d like a sample."
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While trying to make a quick getaway after
trying a multitude of samples;
Customer :   “How long do your jars last?
Me          :   “Jars:  Forever,   Pickles: 3 years.”