ALL JOKES ASIDE (Craft Shows)

OBSERVATIONS

 

Customers :

Man with folded arms:  1.  Wants to remain non-committed

                                  2.  Has nothing better to do.

Man with both hands in pockets:  1.   Looking for loose change

                                                2.  Broke.

Man with one hand in pocket:  1.  Not sure what he wants

                                                    (in life, or otherwise)

                                            2.  Jingling loose change

                                                    (toonies and loonies)

 

Man/Woman

with wallet/purse in hand :   Pretending to buy

Man/woman

Both hands at the back :     They've got something to hide

Man/Woman holding

Spouse’s hand :                  They want nothing - except each other.

Man holding wife’s purse:     Doesn’t want her to spend

Man/Woman with dark glasses             

(in dimly-lit aisles, day or night:   1. They probably think they can

                                                    remain anonymous OR they want

                                                    to avoid absolutely all eye contact.

     

                                                2.  For sure they’ve been on a sampling spree
                                                     here once or twice  before, but now they 
                                                           are wearing shades, foolishly thinking that
                                                           they can fool me!