Wednesday, May 22, 2013

ALL JOKES ASIDE


CONFUSED BUYER
Real-life experiences at Arts & Crafts Shows

This guy comes straight in. He has a typical unmistakable air about him. He thinks he knows everything, he pretends. Reads the sign out loud. “EDNA’S PICKLES”. “Who’s Edna?” he barks in a demanding tone. Looks minutely at all products. Backs off a little. Steps forward again. Checks one more time. Tastes. Smacks audibly. Backs off yet again. Disappears. Comes again and promises to buy at the next show.


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