Silent Replies

Me: “Would you like to taste a sample?”
Customer: “No, thanks, I’m alright”
Me: “I didn’t ask you how you are.”
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Me: “Would you care for a sample taste, sir”
Customer: “My wife makes our own pickles at home”
Me: “My wife makes her own too. But I didn’t ask you whether your wife does her own. I asked you whether you’d like a sample”.
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Customer:(While trying to make a quick getaway, after trying a multitude of samples):
“How long do your jars last?
Me: “Jars: Forever. Pickles: 3 years”.