AND THEN THE RUSSIANS CAME & NEVER LEFT

 Once upon a time God created a beautiful land 

and chose to name it 'Goa',
 and thereafter in His own namesake likeness,

  removed the letter 'd' and replaced it with the letter 'a' - 
the first letter of the alphabet, called it GOA. 

Then, the Russians came, ...and they along with the Israelis,


  Delhi-ites and Gujju Babus, the lamanis and the


 Kashmiri carpetbaggers, show no signs of


leaving. 


Even the menu cards and signs are now in Russian.