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Thursday, March 28, 2013

ALL JOKES ASIDE (Craft Shows)

OBSERVATIONS
 
Customers :

Man with folded arms:  1.  Wants to remain non-committed
                                  2.  Has nothing better to do.

Man with both hands in pockets:  1.   Looking for loose change
                                                2.  Broke.

Man with one hand in pocket:  1.  Not sure what he wants
                                                    (in life, or otherwise)
                                            2.  Jingling loose change
                                                    (toonies and loonies)
 
Man/Woman
with wallet/purse in hand :   Pretending to buy

Man/woman
Both hands at the back :     They've got something to hide

Man/Woman holding
Spouse’s hand :                  They want nothing - except each other.

Man holding wife’s purse:     Doesn’t want her to spend

Man/Woman with dark glasses             
(in dimly-lit aisles, day or night:   1. They probably think they can
                                                    remain anonymous OR they want
                                                    to avoid absolutely all eye contact.
     
                                                2.  For sure they’ve been on a sampling spree
                                                     here once or twice  before, but now they 
                                                           are wearing shades, foolishly thinking that
                                                           they can fool me!

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