Once upon a time God created a beautiful land
and chose to name it 'Goa',
and thereafter in His own namesake likeness,
removed the letter 'd' and replaced it with the letter 'a' -
the first letter of the alphabet, called it GOA.
Then, the Russians came, ...and they along with the Israelis,
Delhi-ites and Gujju Babus, the lamanis and the
Kashmiri carpetbaggers, show no signs of
leaving.
Even the menu cards and signs are now in Russian.