DIARY OF A GROUNDHOG
How could they be so dumb and gullible to fall for this one? Actually, I merely went up to have some fun.
Shadow? What shadow? Never have I said anything about a shadow to anyone. I have no idea why those guys are simply making this up.
Down here in my humble abode it is dark as hell 24/7. I was blinded by the cloudy brightness as I boldly ventured out of the earth to have a quick peep to see what's going on in the neighbourhood and check out the surroundings.
But I swear that I saw no shadow.